Crude Joke and Image Reservoir: Cherry Asses Stay Away

What did the old man say to the cheerleader?

Get over here, that pussy ain't gonna eat itself!

What's the difference between a G-spot and a lost golf ball?

A man will hunt for 2 hours to find a lost golf ball.

What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

LonerStoner wrote:What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

LOL. Good one!

A bear and a rabbit was out for a walk in the forrest.
The bear asks the rabbit: do you have problem with shit in youre fur?
No says the rabbit, then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

wow, now i don't know who to trust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a priest and a rabbi were driving down the road when they spotted a young hitch hiker...
The priest looked over at the rabbi and said "Hey, why don't we pull over and fuck him?!"
And the Rabbi replied "Outta what?!"

ok so lady gaga has some tatas.....quite healthy ones at that

i wonder if he said goodbye before he ran off?

Mendez wrote:

ok so lady gaga has some tatas.....quite healthy ones at that

This pic was from Lollapalooza last year. She jumped into the crowd during a Semi Precious Weapons show. Good times. and gutsy if you ask me.

dreamattack27 wrote:

Mendez wrote:ok so lady gaga has some tatas.....quite healthy ones at that

This pic was from Lollapalooza last year. She jumped into the crowd during a Semi Precious Weapons show. Good times. and gutsy if you ask me.

look at the guy getting a grip on her ass!!! really gutsy!

eldoobya wrote:

dreamattack27 wrote:

Mendez wrote:ok so lady gaga has some tatas.....quite healthy ones at that

This pic was from Lollapalooza last year. She jumped into the crowd during a Semi Precious Weapons show. Good times. and gutsy if you ask me.

look at the guy getting a grip on her ass!!! really gutsy!

the guy at her crotch seems to be having fun
looks like he's ready to dine at the Y

LOL

one muff burger, coming up!!!!

LonerStoner wrote:one muff burger, coming up!!!!

I thought it was called a fur burger?

Mikeyk wrote:

LonerStoner wrote:one muff burger, coming up!!!!

I thought it was called a fur burger?

Actually, up north its called a fur burger except in the big cities like NY and Chicago were they call it a muff burger since there is such a big anti-fur sentiment. On the boarder with Mexicao its called??????????????????

What else, a fish taco!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a trisquit and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker and the other's a crack snacker!!!

somehow i missed this episode!!!!!!!!!!

It's always the last person that you'd suspect.

When the hell did this go from crude jokes to sad-ass cartoon porn?
And FYI, Simpsons hasn't been funny since 1993.

whacko wrote:When the hell did this go from crude jokes to sad-ass cartoon porn?

Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:45 pm

ehh..

Ask a silly question...